A bumper week

"I'm glad the rabbit died"
(oh, perhaps you had to be there.)

and a tweet from shefwildlife:
"Strange bird report of the day - Frigatebird sp reported over Huddersfield this morning!!!!!!!!"

It's been a while...

... but I heard a couple of good ones from a snack bar operative at Banbury station this week: 
"She left without her lettuce" and
"Sorry, I can't sell you that beverage - we don't have the right cups."