Oh how I miss the intranet!

Here, by special request, is Vesuvius in its dormant state. And a rather splendidly stupid quote from the "in office" Intranet:

The popular hygiene scores information will be available on your mobile phone from 1st June

And from the book:

There was someone on Mastermind last night who had fallen off Stanage Edge.

and

I went off the rails with a bag of cashews.

Another soon to be out of office!

The excellent news is that yet another person will be out of office in the near furure, and into something new and special! I'm going celebrate this on this blog by having a guest sentence and a guest snowstorm. (above)

Our guest sentence (and snowstorm) was supplied my friend by Claire, who has an aptitude for such fine utterances:

Carl has already mastered the art of not watering round the front.

And from the book...

I don't know how much longer I can get away with doing big jobs outside.

Have you got any human bones?

The kitchen staff made me a giant penis out of suet.

Why not visit my other blog at: http://pennybun.blogspot.com/

It's a bit less silly.