I notice that the last time I posted was the day of the great Sheffield floods. Here's a sample of what it was like:
(warning don't attempt to watch all of this video.) And if that was depressing, cheer yourself up with this - and play "spot the husband"
After a long wet summer followed by an indian summer, it's back to the surreal world. I was thrilled to hear that the world of looky likey is alive and well and now includes John Redwood. In the spirit of "something old, something new", I offer an utterance from the book from one of my new colleagues
I have checked the trousers of every Y7 boy.
and out of the same stable:
You can't move in here for fruit
From the archive, another fruit themed utterance:
I have an emergency grapefruit
and a classic:
Mary once got a nipple trapped in Springboard 7
Apologies that you can't see Jesus in the snowglobe. Readers, keep me up to date with new utterances or other notable events.
